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fry. It's the event of the monthcycle, and your seats are so close to the main event you'll be able to smell the smoking boots. What's that? A mission alert? You're being ordered to escort Herman-G to the termination booth? Well, what could possibly go wrong?

societies. The really dangerous part of all this is the public relations part, of course. The brain eating zombies are nothing to worry about at all. In My First Treason five pregenerated young citizens get to experience their immensely fun childhood in a crèche that specialises in young citizens that have had...problems. As junior citizens they are expected to learn and grow into their future roles as proud foot vat technicians or bot repairmen. However this group of five famously resourceful junior citizens (and their petbot Timmy) are drawn into a series of increasingly jolly adventures. The final adventure is the Sweep of Unhistory. Due to a series of improbable coincidences the troubleshooters find themselves as the last, final, terminal line of defence for Alpha Complex. Fate has caused them to be the saviours of the computer not once or twice but on many separate occasions. Is not Friend Computer lucky to have such diligent and heroic citizens protecting Alpha Complex. So grab your laser barrel, citizen, and go forth and gladly serve Friend Computer by defeating the enemies of Alpha Complex!

reliable and loyal!  Disposable! Now with added built-in obsolescence!  Don’t delay! Buy your bot buddy today! *: Variety may vary depending on your security clearance and available resources. Attention, Bot Users! Your Friend, The Computer, would like to assure you that your MANDATORY ENJOYMENT of your bot buddy will NOT be affected by the following list of bot behaviours that are KNOWN ISSUES!! Do not be alarmed if your bot:  Thinks it’s a Troubleshooter (like one of the BotShooter bots described in this book)  Does not appear in the exhaustive Botstiary list of bots (maybe it’s a super-fun experimental prototype)  Falls apart, overheats, explodes or has peripherals you can’t identify (it was probably built using the Bot Creation rules)  Attempts to perform unnecessary surgery on you (wrong memory card installed)  Attempts to scrub you (wrong memory card installed again)  Attempts to attach a printer to you (really, check the memory card in the bot or see the memory card rules in this book!)  Appears to ignore the Five Laws of Robotics (Revised) (it was just following another programming directive)  Walks into walls (probably just another programming directive)  Thinks everything is out to get it (probably just another programming directive)  Crashes whenever anyone says the word ‘Traitor’ (that’s a directive conflict bug, it’ll be fixed in the next batch. See this book for more details)  Spouts secret society propaganda or attempts to assassinate you, your superiors and The Computer (please report for termination for owning a treacherous bot)  Is More Fun In Your PARANOIA games than ever before (buy this book!)

want new Troubleshooter missions in Alpha Complex -- new ways to compel fear and ignorance -- new reasons to loathe and suspect their fellow Troubleshooters—new methods of dying repeatedly in the most absurdly arbitrary ways. Right? Oh, wait -- sorry -- you want all that stuff, not the players. You enjoy having The Computer throw its Troubleshooters into new hose-job no-win deathtrap fiascos, so you work hard to invent the best fiascos you can, work your brains out, all under a crash-priority deadline so you wonder why, why you ever became a Famous Game Designer.... Oh, wait -- sorry again -- look, let’s start over. You, the Gamemaster, want new PARANOIA missions. This supplement, Crash Priority, gives you a bunch of missions. They’re creative and funny. Buy them. (So it's not the most elegant sales pitch. We're on a deadline, okay?)

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RED Security Clearance. Extreme PARANOIA offers new rules for creating player characters of any clearance from ORANGE all the way up to the illustrious VIOLET! Players can now become Alpha Complex TV stars, secret agents, service firm executives and the high-power, heavily armed celebrities of The Computer's Emergency Disaster Response Teams! You can even make your players Internal Security troopers, using newly updated rules from the classic 1987 PARANOIA supplement 'HIL Sector Blues'. With new Mandatory Bonus Duties to round out its 128 pages, Extreme PARANOIA is a mandatory purchase for all right-thinking PARANOIA Gamemasters.

status of Hero of Alpha Complex for PARANOIA Flashbacks, eight classic missions collected in one 256-page volume, updated for the new edition. These riotously funny works from PARANOIA's Golden Age revolutionized the roleplaying field. They're all here: the harrowing mission alerts , the arduous outfitting trips experimental equipment from Research & Design and the brilliantly staged, surpassingly ridiculous, stupendously auto-ramifying deathtrap fiascos that made PARANOIA a huge success. Still far and away the funniest roleplaying products ever published, these stress-inducing missions will take your players into sections of Alpha Complex , and probably areas of their own lizard hindbrains, they never could have imagined. And they'll love every moment of itÃA¢Ã¢â€šA¬Ã¢â‚¬A�or else.

get turned into a collie, devoured by a dragon, munched by a tiger, chopped in half by a gargoyle, soul-sucked by a spectre, drowned, then ripped apart by killer penguins. PARANOIA is a reincarnation of the Good Old Days. PARANOIA has lots of action and mayhem, lots of bizarre and implausible oddities, lots of unconventional problems requiring unconventional solutions, ample opportunities for improvisation and humor, and a freewheeling and irresponsible attitude toward rules. We Famous Game Designers trace the game’s humble beginnings back to stupid, cheerful dungeon crawls where we gathered loot and vorpal swords as we tumbled into pit traps, swapped riddles with sphinxes and hewed the heads from many an orc. It is with a deep nostalgia and heart-felt pride that we return to plunder the rich resources of our primitive origins and transform them into a dream PARANOIA mission. Evil wizards. Loathsome servitors. Torchlit subterranean corridors. Fireballs. Wandering Monster Tables. And Our Heroes, caught between The Computer and the Forces of the Unknown.

en noir et blanc, couverture rigide. Livre destiné exclusivement aux maitres de jeu! Description en anglais : The most popular XP-edition is back, in its 25th Anniversary guise! Filled with hand-picked classic adventures from all previous editions of Paranoia, Flashbacks Redux is gaming hilarity at its greatest. Re-live the most terrifying moments of Me and My Shadow Mark IV, or revel in the confusion of Yellow Clearance Black Box Blues. These and many other classics are found in Flashbacks Redux, all suitable trimmed, tweaked and tailored for the latest edition of Paranoia: Troubleshooters. For use with Paranoia... For gamemasters, not players!

en noir et blanc, couverture rigide. Livre destiné exclusivement aux maitres de jeu ! Description en anglais : The most popular XP-edition missions are back, in their 25th Anniversary guise! Filled with hand-picked classic adventures from all previous editions of Paranoia, Flashbacks Redux Redux is gaming hilarity at its greatest. This is the second compilation of classic Paranoia missions, and should not be missed! These and many other classics are found in Flashbacks Redux Redux, all suitable trimmed, tweaked and tailored for the latest edition of Paranoia: Troubleshooters.

is unleashed upon unsuspecting players? With all the important tables and charts, ready to be ignored, the new Paranoia Games Master's Screen is constructed from quality heavy-weight cardstock that will stand the ravages of many years' gaming. PARANOIA IS FUN. OTHER GAMES ARE NOT FUN. BUY PARANOIA. Suitable for use with Troubleshooters, Internal Security and High Programmers.

bonus booklet. (Really, what can you say to sell a GM screen by itself? 'It has charts from the rulebook! It stands up! Guaranteed opaque at visible wavelengths!') This booklet's super-fine must-have centerpiece will, we predict, become instantly popular on illegal traitorous Communist scumsucking P2P filesharing networks: the mission blender. Using these charts, you roll a 20-sided die about a hundred times, plug words into blanks and hey presto! You have a complete mission based on the mission scheme outlined in Chapter 46 of the PARANOIA rulebook! We pad out this booklet with a couple of okay introductory handouts and a bunch of nifty forms. PARANOIA needs forms like a Mystic needs Sandallathon. Photocopy and distribute them to the Troubleshooter team leader at suitable times. Make sure the team leader (or his designated flunky) fills them out. Review all answers closely, then terminate PCs as necessary. Fun!

weird events and bizarre paranoid locations that can be dropped into any mission. Learn the answers to questions like: WHAT IS THE DREAD SECRET OF BRIEFING ROOM 405? WHY DID YOUR SECRET SOCIETY JUST ORDER YOU TO LOSE A LIMB? WHO DIED IN CORRIDOR 316? WHAT IS THE CLEARANCE OUT OF SPACE? WHY ARE YOU IN THE OFFICE OF WALL BRACE RECYCLING? WHO’S SPREADING NEFARIOUS RUMOURS ABOUT YOUR SHOES? AND MANY MORE? Mandatory Mission Pack #1 – It’s MANDATORY.

and spam returns for the 25th Anniversary edition. From the initial briefing and its (heh) explosive revelation to the wonderful chance to participate in a hit HPD&MC show to all sorts of exciting commercial offers, Mr. Bubbles is mandatory fun for your players.

Only a mutant , an inhuman traitor with unnatural powers, could manipulate gravity ÃA¢Ã¢â€šA¬Ã¢â‚¬A�or cast radiation ÃA¢Ã¢â€šA¬Ã¢â‚¬A�or control a warbot and make it fireÃA¢Ã¢â€šA¬Ã¢â‚¬A�or whatever you did. Mutie . My partner here, he's not as nice as I am. He'd just as soon put you straight on Freak Suppressor and fit you with an anti-psionic enforcer . Me? I'll help you if you help me. Play along! We have all the evidence we need, but we're making things easy on you. Sign this confession. You have no choice. Get used to itÃA¢Ã¢â€šA¬Ã¢â‚¬A�it's just another part of... THE MUTANT EXPERIENCE

era The Computer is your Friend! PARANOIA is an award-winning role-playing game set in a darkly humorous future ruled by a well-meaning but deranged computer. The Computer is happy. The Computer is crazy. The Computer will help you become happy. This will drive you crazy. Being a citizen of Alpha Complex is fun. The Computer says so, and The Computer is your friend. Many traitors threaten Alpha Complex. Many happy citizens live in Alpha Complex. Most happy citizens are crazy. Which are more dangerous... traitors or happy citizens? Rooting out traitors will make you happy. The Computer tells you so. If you are not happy, The Computer will use you as reactor shielding. Being a Troubleshooter is fun. The Computer tells you so. Do you doubt The Computer, citizen? Troubleshooters get shot at, stabbed, mangled, incinerated, poisoned, stapled, blown to bits and accidentally executed. This is so much fun many Troubleshooters go crazy. You work with many Troubleshooters. They all carry lasers. Aren't you glad you have a laser too? Won't this be fun? Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy! HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY! When PARANOIA was first published almost 20 years ago, amid fears of nuclear war and job loss to those newfangled desktop PCs, it was instantly popular for its vision of a high-tech, post-holocaust, totalitarian future ruled by a deranged Computer. It won attention too for turning the basic paradigm of RPGs' players cooperation its head, making all players secret traitors who can only advance by uncovering treason. Happily, today those fears are obsolete. Instead, we have spam, viruses, trojans, malware, distributed denial of service attacks, the RIAA, cyberwarfare, identify theft, terrorists, the Patriot Act, terrifying new diseases, the threat of environmental catastrophe, the grey goo scenario, and weapons of mass destruction. In other words, PARANOIA is more relevant than ever before - and Paranoia upgrades the world of Alpha Complex for the fears of the 21st century. BE A LOYAL CITIZEN! PURCHASE PARANOIA TODAY! Failure to purchase this product is treason. Treason is punishable by summary execution. Have a nice day!

of Alpha Complex is fun. The Computer says so, and The Computer is your friend. Many traitors threaten Alpha Complex. Many happy citizens live in Alpha Complex. Most happy citizens are crazy. Which are more dangerous—traitors or happy citizens? Rooting out traitors will make you happy. The Computer tells you so. If you are not happy, The Computer will use you as reactor shielding. Being a Troubleshooter is fun. The Computer tells you so. Do you doubt The Computer, citizen? Troubleshooters get shot at, stabbed, mangled, incinerated, poisoned, stapled, blown to bits and accidentally executed. This is so much fun many Troubleshooters go crazy. You work with many Troubleshooters. They all carry lasers. Aren’t you glad you have a laser too? Won’t this be fun? Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy! When PARANOIA was first published almost 20 years ago, amid fears of nuclear war and job loss to those newfangled desktop PCs, it was instantly popular for its vision of a high-tech, post-holocaust, totalitarian future ruled by a deranged Computer. It won attention too for turning the basic paradigm of RPGs—players cooperate—on its head, making all players secret traitors who can only advance by uncovering treason. Happily, today those fears are obsolete. Instead, we have spam, viruses, trojans, malware, distributed denial of service attacks, the RIAA, cyberwarfare, identify theft, terrorists, the Patriot Act, terrifying new diseases, the threat of environmental catastrophe, the grey goo scenario, and weapons of mass destruction.

héroiques dans le complexe Alpha...

Complex slang for punishment duty. Troubleshooters ‘sent to Sector Zero’ face a dispiriting assignment nobody else wanted. Maybe they must supervise Armed Forces latrine scrubots, or administer experimental R&D medications to insane super-powered mutants. Or maybe those benighted Troubleshooters get in so much trouble they’re assigned the missions in this PARANOIA collection, Sector Zero. The three missions in this collection will entertain your players while making their Troubleshooters wish they’d called in sick. ‘Bubblegum Run’ sends the PCs on a couple of annoying errands into Junior Creches corrupted by Communist propaganda slipped into chewing-gum wrappers. In ‘The Dinner Party’, a BLUE citizen recruits the Troubleshooters for a dire emergency, on which the fate of Alpha Complex itself – uh, doesn’t depend at all. In fact, he wants the PCs to prepare an evening party for several high-clearance citizens. Well, what a relief! What could possibly go wrong? ‘Lightning Rod’ sends the Troubleshooters out onto the immense dome over Alpha Complex to set up an R&D experiment. And then another experiment. And another. Hey, what’s all that ominous-looking grey stuff gathering overhead?

one for each group. Send your Troubleshooters into a Power Services generator facility that accidentally duplicates them. Have them teach sensitivity therapy to hardened Vulture Warriors. Make them train their own mechanical replacements, R&D's advanced 'Troublebots'. Along the way they'll try to appease surly vending machines, protect a rock star from his not-so-loving fans and learn, at long last, exactly how many Troubleshooters it takes to change a lightbulb. For all your service group needs (or at least the ones we feel like providing right now), take a number, fill out all appropriate forms in sextuplicate and, when you're called, buy 'Service, Service!'

In short, you need all 225 entirely new items in this jam-packed PARANOIA roleplaying game supplement forthrightly titledÃA¢Ã¢â€šA¬Ã¢â‚¬A� STUFF An astoundingly large PARANOIA equipment book by ERIC MINTON and the TRAITOR RECYCLING STUDIO Computer Phreak hackers bring you this giant 128-page collection of over 200 brand-new items from the Alpha Complex auction site C-Bay . Bid right now on weapons like the MonoBola, Gyro-Stabilizing All-Purpose Flux Fortifier, Gravitic Gauntlet (one size fits all) or the bot-brain equipped Smart Laser Barrel (ÃA¢Ã¢â€šA¬Ã‹Å“I don't care what you can see, that target is out of range! Stop being an idiot!'). Buy Threat Evaluation Eyewear, Surveillance Candy, Treason-Free Speech Limiters, LubriSkates and Commie Traps . Then kick back with a can of ParteeTym Mildly Intoxicating Beverage and a copy of 101 Fun Songs to Sing in Line . So you don't forget, demonstrate your loyalty by buying all this essential STUFF today!

souple Description en anglais: Your termination quota's exceeded, but your happiness index is still way down in the doldrums of despair, and your loyalty index ain't looking too good. Total Security means that everything's tracked and monitored, including your own dwindling chances of survival. There's a whole sector of traitors out there, and your gun won't fire until the next business day. You've got the BLUE clearance blues.

inlassablement tous les dissidents. Ce supplément contient de nouvelles armes et équipements propres à cette force d’élite du complexe Alpha.

in Alpha Complex is forbidden . Therefore, your friend The Computer politely orders you to beware of this book: This unforgivably comprehensive guide, for players and Gamemasters alike, details all 16 secret societies in the PARANOIA rulebook, from Anti-Mutant and the Communists to Psion , PURGE and the Sierra Club . Lengthy individual writeups describe, in appalling depth , each society's feuding factions, devious recruiting methods, code names, loyalty tests, means of advancement and current activities. Oh yes, a crafty PARANOIA player might think it helpful, even fun , to learn specific message-drop points and black market sites , ways to avoid surveillance or sabotage Troubleshooters in rival societies, and even the means to obtain Emergency Bathroom Break Tickets. Citizens of untested loyalty might be tempted to read secrets and scandalous gossip : The Death Leopard Cool Scale (treason scored by Style, Scale, Witnesses, Annoyance and Clearance of Citizen Injured) The apocalyptic First Church of Christ Computer-Programmer sect, Church of the Impending Reboot What a Computer Phreak can do with PDC.remcall(ME.fin).ac(04).set=univ.fin(gsbch).acloan(4,notrace,10000,0) The Romantics ' fragmentary timeline of history ('Very Old Times: Jesus builds Stonehenge. Frodo defeats Voldemort and saves Christmas for Whoville. The Great Age: A mighty President arises and conquers the world to protect it from terrorists.') But do not be deceived! Exposure to these dangerous ideas may encourage insubordination, sedition, free thought and ÂÂA­excessive bathroom breaks. This cannot be permitted! By continuing to read this text in violation of The Computer's directive, YOU ARE A TRAITOR! Only TRAITORS will buy, own, read, study, exploit, extend or propagate THE TRAITOR'S MANUAL! ( EXCEPTION: The Computer generously permits all citizens to read the list of 14 forms required for permission to repair a broken showerhead. Thank you for your cooperation.)

Description en anglais: Troubleshooters! Internal Security believes that there is a traitor in your team! Therefore, you will be locked inside this vault for the next 72 hours and subjected to a series of rigorous psychological tests to determine your loyalty. If you are loyal, you have nothing to fear (except extreme physical discomfort, lack of oxygen, potential psychological damage and accidental termination). However, if you are a despicable traitor, then you will be uncovered and punished! Seal the vault! Let the testing commence!

prêts à l’emploi. Un grand classique du JDR remis aux goûts du jour. Description en anglais: TRUST THE COMPUTER! THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND! Greetings, citizen! THE COMPUTER has made you a TROUBLESHOOTER, a protector of the underground city of ALPHA COMPLEX. You and your fellow Troubleshooters will have lots of fun rooting out Communist mutant traitors. The Computer says so. The 25th Anniversary of Paranoia is celebrated by this marvellous tome – new rules to ignore, and new missions to be excited by, all dedicated to those staunch defenders of Alpha Complex, the Troubleshooters! PARANOIA: A light-hearted game of backstabbing, treachery and guile, where trusting other players is a sure route to the termination centre. Get paranoid. Or else! PARANOIA IS FUN. OTHER GAMES ARE NOT FUN. BUY PARANOIA. 208 pages, hardcover.

you check the closets? Huh? That little paperweight? Ridiculous. Here, watch me. [Thwack! Thwack!] See? Trust me, Troubleshooter, when you've been a team leader as long as I have, you can spot threats, and a beeping ball labeled ÃA¢Ã¢â€šA¬Ã‹Å“ANTIMATTER' can't possibly be aÃA¢Ã¢â€šA¬Ã¢â‚¬A� Four fear-inducing Straight missions by the TRAITOR RECYCLING STUDIO Illustrated by JIM HOLLOWAY PARANOIA Gamemaster, now you can put your players through entirely new wringers. Evoke amazing, unprecedented kinds of Fear and Ignorance. The four all-new missions in WMD use the Straight play style introduced in the PARANOIA rulebook. That means dark satire, paranoid anxiety and even a halfway decent chance to (gasp!) survive the mission! ÃA¢Ã¢â€šA¬Ã¢â‚¬A�Assuming, of course, your Troubleshooters can overcome threats like these: N a Wireless Memory Downgrade that devastated an entire sector (ÃA¢Ã¢â€šA¬Ã‹Å“Infohazard' by Bill O'Dea) N a Wholesome Meal Distributor with a dangerous new food preparation scheme (ÃA¢Ã¢â€šA¬Ã‹Å“Hunger' by Dan Curtis Johnson) N a Lobot WMD-1 (ÃA¢Ã¢â€šA¬Ã‹Å“WMD' by Beth Fischi and Allen Varney) N ...and an actual, no-kidding, egregiously powerful Weapon of Mass Destruction (ÃA¢Ã¢â€šA¬Ã‹Å“Hot Potato' by Jeff Groves) For Troubleshooters expecting the charming and high-spirited fiascos that made PARANOIA famous, the tense, suspicion-fraught, nerve-wracking missions in WMD offer a bracing brainscrub. You need the PARANOIA roleplaying game to use this book. N Four complete missions! 80 pages! N New, original varieties of paranoid suspenseÃA¢Ã¢â€šA¬Ã¢â‚¬A�you've never seen these before in PARANOIA, let alone in other (non-fun) roleplaying games N Total absence of appalling amateur-hour game fiction N Sufficient antimatter to remove one twenty-seventh of Earth's crust A world fit for Kafka, Orwell and the Marx Brothers PARANOIA is a satirical roleplaying game set in a darkly humorous future. A well-meaning but deranged Computer desperately protects the citizens of an underground city from secret societies, mutants and all sorts of real and imagined enemies. You play a Troubleshooter, one of The Computer's elite agents. You track and destroy the enemies of The Computer. You hope The Computer and your fellow Troubleshooters won't find out you are one of these enemies. PARANOIA: a blackly fun game of terror, death, -bureaucracies, mad scientists, mutants, dangerous weapons and insane robots, which encourages players to lie, to cheat and to backstab each other at every turn. Originally published in 1984, PARANOIA sold over 150,000 copies. The 2004 PARANOIA edition updates Alpha Complex for this new and more paranoid time.